Wednesday, February 8, 2012
i want a real chocolate man too
i used to absolutely hate commercials on television.
then my sophomore year i had a roommate who would watch tv just to see the ads
she thought they were hilarious.
weird right?
i thought so too. but then i realized that maybe she had a good strategy.
why not look for the good in something
even if its just to make fun of it.
so over the past few years we have spent some time accruing a collection of hilarious advertisements.
either hilarious or cute or just plain ridiculous.
i believe this one falls into the plain ridiculous category.
what d'you thinkk
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
make it happen
dear hulu
not only do you provide my life with the beauties of parenthood, modern family, and parks and rec, but now you have started touching my life with advertising.
usually i hate commercials.
but today...i love them.
watch the following and tell me you don't love it to.
especially the "be a better dad"
l. o. v. e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ni1lQBEXg
not only do you provide my life with the beauties of parenthood, modern family, and parks and rec, but now you have started touching my life with advertising.
usually i hate commercials.
but today...i love them.
watch the following and tell me you don't love it to.
especially the "be a better dad"
l. o. v. e.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ni1lQBEXg
Monday, December 7, 2009
one word texts and the true christmas spirit
...so i was thinking recently....
about the true christmas spirit. i think it was probably because i was watching the first presidency's christmas fireside last night (which by the way i think its awesome that we live in utah where things like this are broadcast on actual tv so we don't have to go out and traipse through the snow in order to view them). anyway i always love the feel in the air this time of year because its all about love and everything just smells like home and kindness and family and miracles. anyway, as i was sitting on a lovely squishy soft couch, surrounded by friends and basking in the glow of christmas tree lights and drinking in the scent of hot chocolate warming on the stove....my phone buzzed. ooops somebody forgot to turn it on silent :/
so i sneakily checked my phone (when i say sneakily i really mean silently because my vibrate is so loud that a person walking on the street outside the house would know i had just received a message) and opened a text from....the person sitting next to me.
really?
haha not only was the text from them but it was a one word text. one word. probably the most rediculous moment of my day. perhaps my lifetime. haha normally i would not respond to a one word text...especially sent a mere foot down the couch from me but i decided that in honor of the christmas spirit i would try to spread love even with those technologically impaired and dependent souls.
so i sent a loving message back full of warm and fuzzies that essentially said "youre the most insane person i've ever met" and guess what i received in return? another one word text.
it's good to know that technology has enabled us to convey the spirit of christmas with such ease to all those we love. :D
about the true christmas spirit. i think it was probably because i was watching the first presidency's christmas fireside last night (which by the way i think its awesome that we live in utah where things like this are broadcast on actual tv so we don't have to go out and traipse through the snow in order to view them). anyway i always love the feel in the air this time of year because its all about love and everything just smells like home and kindness and family and miracles. anyway, as i was sitting on a lovely squishy soft couch, surrounded by friends and basking in the glow of christmas tree lights and drinking in the scent of hot chocolate warming on the stove....my phone buzzed. ooops somebody forgot to turn it on silent :/
so i sneakily checked my phone (when i say sneakily i really mean silently because my vibrate is so loud that a person walking on the street outside the house would know i had just received a message) and opened a text from....the person sitting next to me.
really?
haha not only was the text from them but it was a one word text. one word. probably the most rediculous moment of my day. perhaps my lifetime. haha normally i would not respond to a one word text...especially sent a mere foot down the couch from me but i decided that in honor of the christmas spirit i would try to spread love even with those technologically impaired and dependent souls.
so i sent a loving message back full of warm and fuzzies that essentially said "youre the most insane person i've ever met" and guess what i received in return? another one word text.
it's good to know that technology has enabled us to convey the spirit of christmas with such ease to all those we love. :D
Thursday, December 3, 2009
dear seventeen magazine: thank you for killing teen girls
Dear Ann Shoket-
My name is Kassandra Larson. I am a student at Brigham Young University studying to be an art therapist working with teen girls with eating disorders and depression. As your magazine has a target audience of the age group of women that I will be working with, I have found some interest in evaluating the themes and messages of your magazine. I have read your magazine, and I must say that every time I have I am often surprised at some of the articles it includes. In addition to the often sexual and loose morals that are discussed or encouraged in Seventeen, I would, in particular, like to bring attention to the disfigured and inaccurate portrayal of women used not only in your advertising but in essentially every article in your magazine. Teen girls are already so hard on themselves and when they open up a magazine and see only women under size 4, this can only discourage them further.
I find it particularly incredulous when some of your feature articles are about self-esteem or finding peace with one’s body type, which is so contradictory to the real and overall messages that this magazine sends to women and teens. Not only are the pictures and the ads telling girls that what men really want is a stick figure girl who starves herself, but many of your other articles tell girls how to lose weight fast, how to get the butt that will get the boy, and so many other messages that basically tell girls they aren’t good enough the way they are, and that if they don’t change now they will never be happy.
I am not trying to tear down the establishment of Seventeen magazine, but only make you aware of the hypocrisies in your publishing and hopefully further encourage a change. I do realize that articles about staying healthy and fit are often included in your articles, for which I applaud you, but it is important that girls know they do not have to be rail thin to be healthy. There are so many different body shapes and types of women, and including healthy types of all of these in all areas of your magazines is crucial to women’s self-esteem. The number one predictor of anorexia is the inaccurate view of themselves that women develop when constantly exposed to inaccurate depictions of women. Girls need to know that they do not have to be 6 foot and weigh less than 100 pounds to be considered beautiful and healthy. In fact, most models in magazines are not healthy by any standard.
As a magazine dedicated to women, I believe it is your duty to help them survive in a world that is so harsh and critical of all that women do and are. By adopting the unrealistic and unhealthy views of pop culture, Seventeen magazine is increasing the pressure and potentially decreasing the self-esteem of all women who read this magazine. The obsession with the world’s view of beauty and a focus on unrealistic outward appearance, not to mention the completely selfish and materialistic nature of most glorified celebrities, should not be the main focus of a magazine for women. Women need to know that they are valued for who they are and what they do, not just what they look like and how much weight they can lose. If Seventeen were to shift their focus to helping women build skills, self-esteem, personality, service, and health, letting each women know that she can be beautiful and valued with the body that she has been given, I believe that it would be a great step in helping to curb and prevent the increasing numbers of depression and eating disorders in young girls.
Thank you for your time. Sincerely,
Kassandra Larson
My name is Kassandra Larson. I am a student at Brigham Young University studying to be an art therapist working with teen girls with eating disorders and depression. As your magazine has a target audience of the age group of women that I will be working with, I have found some interest in evaluating the themes and messages of your magazine. I have read your magazine, and I must say that every time I have I am often surprised at some of the articles it includes. In addition to the often sexual and loose morals that are discussed or encouraged in Seventeen, I would, in particular, like to bring attention to the disfigured and inaccurate portrayal of women used not only in your advertising but in essentially every article in your magazine. Teen girls are already so hard on themselves and when they open up a magazine and see only women under size 4, this can only discourage them further.
I find it particularly incredulous when some of your feature articles are about self-esteem or finding peace with one’s body type, which is so contradictory to the real and overall messages that this magazine sends to women and teens. Not only are the pictures and the ads telling girls that what men really want is a stick figure girl who starves herself, but many of your other articles tell girls how to lose weight fast, how to get the butt that will get the boy, and so many other messages that basically tell girls they aren’t good enough the way they are, and that if they don’t change now they will never be happy.
I am not trying to tear down the establishment of Seventeen magazine, but only make you aware of the hypocrisies in your publishing and hopefully further encourage a change. I do realize that articles about staying healthy and fit are often included in your articles, for which I applaud you, but it is important that girls know they do not have to be rail thin to be healthy. There are so many different body shapes and types of women, and including healthy types of all of these in all areas of your magazines is crucial to women’s self-esteem. The number one predictor of anorexia is the inaccurate view of themselves that women develop when constantly exposed to inaccurate depictions of women. Girls need to know that they do not have to be 6 foot and weigh less than 100 pounds to be considered beautiful and healthy. In fact, most models in magazines are not healthy by any standard.
As a magazine dedicated to women, I believe it is your duty to help them survive in a world that is so harsh and critical of all that women do and are. By adopting the unrealistic and unhealthy views of pop culture, Seventeen magazine is increasing the pressure and potentially decreasing the self-esteem of all women who read this magazine. The obsession with the world’s view of beauty and a focus on unrealistic outward appearance, not to mention the completely selfish and materialistic nature of most glorified celebrities, should not be the main focus of a magazine for women. Women need to know that they are valued for who they are and what they do, not just what they look like and how much weight they can lose. If Seventeen were to shift their focus to helping women build skills, self-esteem, personality, service, and health, letting each women know that she can be beautiful and valued with the body that she has been given, I believe that it would be a great step in helping to curb and prevent the increasing numbers of depression and eating disorders in young girls.
Thank you for your time. Sincerely,
Kassandra Larson
Thursday, November 26, 2009
eyeball sprinkles
...so i was thinking recently...
actually last night adam and i were brainstorming. it was late and we may have been a bit delusional or perhaps we were just too excited in anticipation of the upcoming turkey feast, but we somehow came up with the most magnificent idea of which we cannot share at the moment, but i will say that it is a marvelous creation for our class presentation....yes that's right. be excited.
actually last night adam and i were brainstorming. it was late and we may have been a bit delusional or perhaps we were just too excited in anticipation of the upcoming turkey feast, but we somehow came up with the most magnificent idea of which we cannot share at the moment, but i will say that it is a marvelous creation for our class presentation....yes that's right. be excited.
anyway, we got onto random tangents and i somehow found myself wondering if there was such a thing as eyeball sprinkles. adam was convinced there was no such thing but guess what...google proved him wrong. they do in fact exist and if you order now its only $3.19 a package. and the only reason i have not ordered yet is because they are all sold out.
anyway the point it that google is incredible. that you can just type in whatever youre thinking of and find out if it exists, where it is, how you can get it, and basically anything else you want to know about whatever you want to know about it. whoever invented it probably is rich and should know that i am still available for marriage, if he is interested. he also has prolly the craziest brain ever. actually anyone who knows anything about the internet is insane and i dont really understand them...i think they are literally wired differently. ok tangents blagh haha but anyway what i'm really trying to say is that google, the internet, technology is incredible and such a blessing. seriously the idea that you can find out that eyeball sprinkles are available for cheap online whenever you want...wow. haha random. but just one last question. now that i know they exist and where i can get them and how much...what i really want to know is who bought them all before i could and what the heck are they using that many creepy sprinkles for?
Saturday, November 21, 2009
why i wish i was scandanavian in the 70s
...so i was thinking recently....
about my mother. she was a cheerleader all through high school and i love looking at the pictures and seeing "the hair" and "the outfit"...any of you who had cheerleader mothers know exactly what i'm talking about haha. anyway my friend found this video and i was DYING because the random dancing crew look like my mom and her cheeleader friends in all the pictures! no joke i seriously think it IS my mom because one of them has her dance moves hahaha
anyway please watch this magnificent mtv music video from the 70s and watch specifically for the line-up where the man in the front has a precious little peek-a-boo belly just before his hip thrust hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYllzQPQp78
about my mother. she was a cheerleader all through high school and i love looking at the pictures and seeing "the hair" and "the outfit"...any of you who had cheerleader mothers know exactly what i'm talking about haha. anyway my friend found this video and i was DYING because the random dancing crew look like my mom and her cheeleader friends in all the pictures! no joke i seriously think it IS my mom because one of them has her dance moves hahaha
anyway please watch this magnificent mtv music video from the 70s and watch specifically for the line-up where the man in the front has a precious little peek-a-boo belly just before his hip thrust hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYllzQPQp78
world fest...ival
...so i was thinking recently....
mostly last night when i was at world fest with jake :D (he took me out for my 20th birthday and then there was a surprise party when we got home!!! holy crap so so so incredible of him)
anyway, back to the post haha i was thinking about the american media-the music, the dance, the "culture" that we portray through our media. You can learn alot about a country through the way they portray themselves to the rest of the world (their visible culture- that includes such dance, music, dress, etc) and i was wondering what exactly the rest of the world thinks about us... honestly i think it might be kind of embarrassing if they think we are all hyper-sexualized and scantily clad, and seductively dancing and singing about sex and...wow :/
i dunno just somthing to think about...
ps sorry this post is probably not very organized, i'm hyped up on cold medicine and after only four hours of sleep last night i'm a little out of it...
mostly last night when i was at world fest with jake :D (he took me out for my 20th birthday and then there was a surprise party when we got home!!! holy crap so so so incredible of him)
anyway, back to the post haha i was thinking about the american media-the music, the dance, the "culture" that we portray through our media. You can learn alot about a country through the way they portray themselves to the rest of the world (their visible culture- that includes such dance, music, dress, etc) and i was wondering what exactly the rest of the world thinks about us... honestly i think it might be kind of embarrassing if they think we are all hyper-sexualized and scantily clad, and seductively dancing and singing about sex and...wow :/
i dunno just somthing to think about...
ps sorry this post is probably not very organized, i'm hyped up on cold medicine and after only four hours of sleep last night i'm a little out of it...
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